Because you will be drunk by 10 and end up getting your card declined after free drinks ends, but being so drunk you don't realize the bartender was being nice and let you off the hook, so you will go outside, sit in the parking lot by yourself and start crying for no reason. And then a complete stranger will sit down and talk with you about how he was having a rough night too.
And it will be embarrassing.
This is stellar.
ReplyDeleteis this the night I came to get you?
ReplyDeletehahah yeah thats the night you and ryan got me and you tried to pay my tab which was already closed
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