Friday, July 30, 2010
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Don't pee in a sink urinal and tell the guy next to you "Shh... don't tell anyone. This is between me and you"
Because he will know one of your girlfriends, and he will go up to them and say "Umm... your friend was peeing next to me in the urinal..."
Don't keep asking someone if they want to have sex over and over if you don't hear a response the first time.
They're probably not responding because they either don't want to or they're on speakerphone with their family.
Posted by Sarah at 9:49 AM
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Don't cry hysterically on the phone with your best friend while trying to find food in your fridge after chugging 5 Crown & Sprites within 30 minutes
Because you will knock out the entire first shelf out of your fridge spilling food and your roommate's giant cup of Monsoon all over your kitchen floor. The next morning you'll wake up next to a cup of lemonade somehow still perfectly balanced and in tact on your bed. Then, you exit your bedroom and find out that the entire hallway is sticky. And at your final destination, you walk to the kitchen and see a mountain of half used paper towels erupting from the trashcan and a shattered jar of spaghetti sauce spilled all over the floor.
Because your friend told you to and some man in a fancy suit tells you he will pay you twenty dollars if you do. Then after you do the deed, the man never gives you the twenty dollars, yet you tell your friend that you gave said dollars to the stripper because you believed that she needed it more than you do, when in fact, you never actually got the twenty dollars in the first place.
And as a double "don't", Don't ever drink Four Lokos, again.
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Because when you open up your laptop to retrieve those headphones, you will find a completely cracked and destroyed laptop screen.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
It gets confusing to talk about with your girlfriends.
Monday, July 12, 2010
What is Four Loko?
Definition courtesy of Urban Dictionary:
Rules of The Hills drinking game
Anyone says "like" or "um"
There's awkward staring-at-each-other-in-silence scenes
Justin Bobby is wearing a hat of any sort (yes, hoods count)
There's a dramatic music montage
Spencer says "bro"
Someone's wearing a scarf despite that it's 90 degrees outside
There's a scene showing traffic
There's a scene showing anything that's totally random and has nothing to do with the so-called plot of the current episode.
You see LC's mustache