Friday, November 26, 2010

Don't day drinking of you want to rage through the night.

You will most likely end up crying by midnight and laying on your floor eating chicken and drinking sweet tea.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Don't leave your purse, keys, money, jacket, and leggings in the room that your friend is having sex in.

You'll be stuck in your housewife costume of a tiny slip stained by beer and an apron walking down the most luxurious street in Buenos Aires and you'll be stuck like that until noon.