Friday, October 15, 2010
Friday, October 8, 2010
You will not wake up until dinnertime. And you will miss three hours worth of education.
Posted by B at 10:27 PM
Don't fart as loud as you want in the middle of the night because you know your roommate is sleeping and won't hear.
Because you never know when your fart will actually be loud enough to wake her up. And when it is, that will be an awkward moment at 4 am that you could've easily avoided.
Posted by B at 10:21 PM
Don't announce to your advanced poetry workshop that you hate poetry and think it's the f'd up version of prose.
Your classmates will judge you for the rest of the semester.
Posted by B at 10:20 PM