Thursday, September 5, 2013
because you will have to take multiple, back-to-back diarrhea trips to the bathroom all night long while you're trying to study for your Chemical Engineering exam.
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
He will pop back up sooner than you wanted and then tell you he still loves you and a weird scary way and then he'll know where you live.
Posted by Sarah at 9:19 AM
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
You won't be able to balance the penny vertically and then you will get it caught inside the steering wheel. It will act as a connector and set off your horn for minutes at a time while you drive. You will then have to pay $90 for your dealership to dismantle your steering wheel to find the penny.
Posted by Sarah at 8:40 AM
Friday, December 30, 2011
Because you will fall on top of it and slice your hand open while trying to run away from neighborhood security, and as you frantically get into your friend's car with your pants halfway down your legs. You will realize you dropped your phone on the way to their car. You tell them "it's ok! We'll get it tomorrow!". After you're dropped off at their house, you run to your car and drunk drive back to the oyster bed where your phone is (You found it yay!) You think you're in perfect condition to drive home, but you blow out one of your tires during the trip and drive the rest of the way home on the tire rim. Hopefully your dad doesn't find out...
Monday, November 7, 2011
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
A huge sprawl of maggots will grow and live inside of it and you will be so disgusted that instead of taking it to the dumpster to dispose of it forever, you will immediately run to the balcony of your 2nd floor apartment and throw it as far away as you can. Let's just hope your downstairs neighbor doesn't wonder why there's a maggot infested old cup of iced coffee in their backyard.