Don't forget your toothbrush, because gargling mouthwash for three days does not constitute teeth-brushing, no matter how much you lie to yourself.

Don't get into an argument when you are even slightly intoxicated, under any circumstances.

You will never, ever wake up in the morning and think that you sounded as smart as you thought you did the night before when you couldn't shut your damn mouth.

Don't try and pop your zits when they are clearly buried far, far beneath the surface of your skin.

And, continuing to peel the scab over and over again definitely doesn't help the healing process or your complexion. Open wounds are never a great look for the face.